FUNNIES!


                 
 Let's face it, Mr. Fraser has a wicked sense of humor.





-Diana Gabaldon-A Breath of Snow and Ashes-ch.20

 “Oh and what about you?” I asked, wanting to distract him from the memory of St. Anne. “Didn’t you like me?”
“Oh, I liked ye fine then,” he assured me. “I maybe like ye even more now, though.”
“Oh, do you indeed?” I sat up a little straighter, preening. “What’s different?”
He tilted his head to one side, eyes narrowing a bit in appraisal.
“Well, ye fart less in your sleep,” he began judiciously, then ducked, laughing, as a pinecone whizzed past his left ear. I seized a chunk of wood, but before I could bat him over the head with it, he lunged and caught me by the arms. He shoved me flat in the grass and collapsed on top of me, pinning me effortlessly.
“Get off, you oaf! I do not fart in my sleep!”
“Now how would ye ken that, Sassenach? Ye sleep so sound, ye wouldna wake, even to the sound of your own snoring.”








OUTLANDER TODAY JAMIE AND CLAIRE TEXTS BOOK BY DENISE SEVIER FRIES



These are funny (don't drink while reading) from the lovely Aussie Outlander fan Janet Fitzpatrick @Janmadefirst, lots more on her site! Thank you for allowing us to show them..
https://mobile.twitter.com/janmadefirst/status/662212757505331200












"Lord," He said softly. "It's slippery as waterweed."
"Jamie! There are twenty men sleeping right next to us!" I shouted in a whisper.
"They wilna be sleeping long if you keep talking." - Outlander


"Your nose is blue," I remarked conversationally. I glanced downward. "And so are your feet."
He grinned and wiped his nose on the back of his hand.
"So are my balls. Want to warm them for me?"
Outlander


“I'll tell ye, Sassenach; if ever I feel the need to change my manner of employment, I dinna think I'll take up attacking women - it's a bloody hard way to make a living.”
Dragonfly in Amber


Aye, well, he'll be wed a long time," he said callously. "Do him no harm to keep his breeches on for one night. And they do say that abstinence makes the heart grow firmer, no?"
"Absence," I said, dodging the spoon for a moment. "AND fonder. If anything's growing firmer from abstinence, it wouldn't be his heart.”
Voyager







OUTLANDER TODAY
JAMIE AND CLAIRE TEXTS
BOOK BY DENISE SEVIER FRIES




Funny art by aka gitlfrog.tumblr @thenewredplaid  http://www.mbartists.com/cgi-bin/iowa/artists.html?artist=77


courtesy of aka girlfrog.tumbler (@thenewredplaid)  http://girlfrog.tumblr.com



More laughs from @ConnieBV








(Memes courtesy of @ConnieBV. Check out her hilarious Outlander recaps on her blog, Killing Time at http://atom1cflea.tumblr.com


Love this gif from our very own June Raffle winner, @pellicott1.  Thanks Pelly!!






(Meme courtesy of @ConnieBV http://atom1cflea.tumblr.com)













Sam Heughan rates ‘Outlander’ porn parody titles: http://yhoo.it/1IAhwTg

Sam Heughan rates ‘lander’ porn parody titles: https://youtu.be/XPEYX56hIc0





So excited to have these brilliant memes from our friend, and favorite chien, Bouton!! (follow her on Twitter @BoutonLeChien ).
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Time Travel Tours!












Because no Funnies page would be complete w'out one o' Rupert's lines!




Jamie is so adorable! (Meme courtesy of the lovely and talented @ConnieBV. Check out her hilarious Outlander recaps on her blog, Killing Time at http://atom1cflea.tumblr.com

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