Let's face it, Mr. Fraser has a wicked sense of humor.

A Breath of snow and ashes
"I dinna much mind if the place bursts into flame by spontaneous combustion, Sassenach, provided I have my supper first."
"A cold supper, were you thinking?" I asked dubiously.
"I was not," he said firmly. "I mean to light a roaring fire in the kitchen hearth, fry up a dozen eggs in butter, and eat them all, then lay ye down on the hearth rug and roger ye "til you—is that all right?" he inquired, noticing my look.
"'Til I what?" I asked, fascinated by his description of the evening's program.
"'Til ye burst into flame and take me with ye, I suppose," he said, and stooping, swooped me up into his arms and carried me across the darkened threshold.

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-Diana Gabaldon-A Breath of Snow and Ashes-ch.20

 “Oh and what about you?” I asked, wanting to distract him from the memory of St. Anne. “Didn’t you like me?”
“Oh, I liked ye fine then,” he assured me. “I maybe like ye even more now, though.”
“Oh, do you indeed?” I sat up a little straighter, preening. “What’s different?”
He tilted his head to one side, eyes narrowing a bit in appraisal.
“Well, ye fart less in your sleep,” he began judiciously, then ducked, laughing, as a pinecone whizzed past his left ear. I seized a chunk of wood, but before I could bat him over the head with it, he lunged and caught me by the arms. He shoved me flat in the grass and collapsed on top of me, pinning me effortlessly.
“Get off, you oaf! I do not fart in my sleep!”
“Now how would ye ken that, Sassenach? Ye sleep so sound, ye wouldna wake, even to the sound of your own snoring.”


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"Lord," He said softly. "It's slippery as waterweed."
"Jamie! There are twenty men sleeping right next to us!" I shouted in a whisper.
"They wilna be sleeping long if you keep talking." - Outlander

"Your nose is blue," I remarked conversationally. I glanced downward. "And so are your feet."
He grinned and wiped his nose on the back of his hand.
"So are my balls. Want to warm them for me?"

“I'll tell ye, Sassenach; if ever I feel the need to change my manner of employment, I dinna think I'll take up attacking women - it's a bloody hard way to make a living.”
Dragonfly in Amber

Aye, well, he'll be wed a long time," he said callously. "Do him no harm to keep his breeches on for one night. And they do say that abstinence makes the heart grow firmer, no?"
"Absence," I said, dodging the spoon for a moment. "AND fonder. If anything's growing firmer from abstinence, it wouldn't be his heart.”


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